
This is what Jim and I were doing yesterday morning at the beginning of ESPN's Game Day when Kirk Herbstreit said Les Miles would be announced as Michigan's Head Coach next week. We cussed Miles up one side and down the other. The venom pouring from our veins was visceral. Oh, we knew it all along, we knew he would desert us, we found out Bo Pellini deserted us six weeks ago (made his decision to be head coach at Nebraska), coincidentally about the same time that LSU's defense tanked. We channel surfed to get more opinions, ESPN, ESPN2, ESPN Headlines, CBS, CSTV...life stopped at 750 North Princeton for a few hours, Jim had me caught up in it all.

The Bat Phone was open for calls from Bill Calvert, Jim's fellow college football analyst. Vern Lundquist, Tim Brando, Lee Corso, Spencer Tillman, Lou Holtz, Chris Fowler all weighed in and speculated on Miles leaving. Then Breaking News reported that Miles was having a news conference when he got off the bus. Well we waited around pacing, biting our fingernails, (WHY DO I CARE!?), scratching our heads...Breaking News - Les Miles to hold short press conference when players get off the bus at the stadium.
Jim and Bill huddled on the Bat Phone some more....Jim has a vivid imagination and often describes how to torture people. It usually involves scenarios from old Tarzan movies (swinging trees, traps, sharp bamboo) and Three Stooges (hammers or lead pipes to the head) - he lead a violent childhood...He wanted to do all that and more to Les Miles and Bo Pellini.
Breaking News - Les Miles to hold press conference in 15 minutes when team disembarks from bus. Gnashing of teeth...change a light bulb...walk by the TV...start a load of clothes...walk by the TV.

Breaking News - short and sweet, Les Miles comes out and says, "There was misinformation on ESPN and I think it is imperative that I straighten it out. I'm the head coach at LSU. I will be the head coach at LSU. I have no interest in talking to anybody else. I have a championship game to play and I'm excited about the opportunity of my damn strong football team to play in. And it's really all I'd really like to say. It was unfortunate that I had to address my team with this information this morning, with that being done, I think we'll be ready to play. There will be no questions for me. I represent me in this issue. Please ask me after. I'm busy. Thank you very much. Have a great day."
Oh, darn, now he's not leaving!!! Super Miles. But he didn't say he'd be the head coach next week. Maybe he already talked to Michigan and he has no interest in talking to anyone else. And he didn't say he WASN'T going to Michigan next week. Now we're back where we started and the game is in less than 2 hours.
Game Time and no new news. And of course LSU could not simply roll over Tennessee. We had to sweat the whole game, screaming, hollering, exasperated like all of the fans.

They won but it wasn't pretty and just about everyone on the team is hurt, we won with our 2nd string quarterback (who really should be the starter), our star defensive lineman hurt, Keeland Williams was hurt badly, Favorite, Tremain Johnson were hurt. Oh and when Jonathan Zenon intercepted that pass, my god the roof almost came off of our house. And they won. And we couldn't believe it. And we loved Miles then. So proud, so proud of our team and our coach!
And so then it was steak night, yum, marinated mushrooms, tortellini alfredo, bib salad, Hawaiin rolls. We couldn't believe Pittsburgh was beating West Virginia. What an aberration! A million to one shot, a possible miracle in the making? And could it be possible? Could LSU have that much luck? If only Oklahoma could beat Missouri...the sad thing is there was no way earlier in the day that this day could turn out so wonderful for LSU. Losing a coach, losing the head coach possibly...to winning the SEC Championship and having a shot at the National Championship? Life does not go this way. But lo and behold, we sit here waiting for the BCS show and announcement on Sunday and everyone says LSU will be No. 2. And that we will play Ohio State for the Championship. Can the players get well? Could we really end up showering Les Miles with adoration after we cut him to the quick? The sad thing is that Clif and all his frat brothers as well as the student body, have always adored Les...they never doubted him, were always in his corner. It just goes to show you that parents can really teach their children a lot about life, about winning and losing, about loyalty, about character....
Ruffinism for the day: "Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that." Bill Shankly